"Brainwashed Follower" lyrics - DE LA SOUL

[Jeff:] yo yo, hey man, ain't you guys um, plug one? plug two?
Potholes in my lawn? you're those weird guys, de la soul, right?
[Dove:] yeah, what's up little man, how you feeling, I'm dove, how you feeling.
[Pos:] yo what's up man, my name is pos.
[Mase:] what's up, I'm mase. yo, shorty, what's your name?
[Jeff:] oh, my name? jeff. you guys are walking? now rappers ain't supposed to walk.
[Pos:] sorry little man, but you know...
[Jeff:] jeff. I told you, my name is jeff. if you guys are rappers,
Where's your dukey gold chains? y'all don't have no dukey gold chains.
[Mase:] we don't wear gold chains, we'd rather spend our money on
More important things like, equipment, necessities...
[De La Soul:] and video games!
[Jeff:] y'all are crazy. no chains, dag. okay, where's your bmw?
You're not supposed to walk. where's your jeeps, your maximas?
[Dove:] maximas? yo, maxin' would break my flow. and with the cost of
Gas, jeff man, I'd rather take the transit that's mass.
[Jeff:] what you say? you are c-r-a-z-e-e. crazee. don't you know you
Can't be def if you don't have no gold? or a car, man? what's up?
[Mase:] who told you that?
[Jeff:] everybody who's def has gold, cars, money, girls, clothes...
[Mase:] wait a minute, wait a minute, shorty, you're buggin'. do you like
Plug tunin' and potholes?
[Jeff:] yeah that song's def.

[Pos:] but we don't wear no gold chains, nor do we ride bmw's and
Maxes or jeeps, yet you still think our music is def, right? wait a
Minute. did I say 'def'?
[De La Soul:] rrrr-rrah!
[Jeff:] what?
[Pos:] nothing, nothing. it's just that we don't deal with all that
Materialistic stuff, but we still got what it takes to please and
Supply our listeners, understand my man?
[Jeff:] where's your beepers? why don't you have beepers? everybody
Wears beepers. you have to have beepers to look down.
[Mase:] aaauughhh! little man is brainwashed indeed!
[Dove:] nah, nah. beepers are the least of status situators, man. plus
I find them ugly as parking tickets.
[Jeff:] you guys talk funny.
[Pos:] well actually our verbal is kinetic, so when released flow a to
Z is perfectly pitched in andvance in intricacy.
[Jeff:] yeah you homeboys are really bugged.
[Pos:] wait a minute. did he say...
[Mase:] bugged?
[De La Soul:] rrrr-rrah!
[Jeff:] so no car, no beepers, no gold. that's weak man, that's weak.
[Dove:] jesus, did he say 'weak? ' jesus, they never learn.
[Pos:] foolish mind, have i, have i.
[Mase:] actin' like that lady!
[De La Soul:] that lady!
[Pos:] peace, my brother...