"My Name Is (Video Version)" lyrics - EMINEM

Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is...
(Who?) My name is... chika-chika, Slim Shady
Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is...
(What?) My name is... chika-chika, Slim Shady
Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is...
(Who?) My name is... chika-chika, Slim Shady
Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is...
(What?) My name is... chika-chika, Slim Shady

(Ahem. Excuse me! Can I have the attention of the class for one second?)

Hi, kids! Do you like Primus? (yeah, yeah, yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah, yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is? (huh?)

My brain's dead weight; I'm tryin' to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (umm...)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady, you a basehead!"
Uh-uh! "Then why's your face red? Man, you wasted!"

Well, since age twelve, I've felt like a caged elf
Who stayed to himself, in one space, chasing himself (bladabladablada)
Got ticked off and ripped Pamela Lee's lips off
And smacked her so hard, I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross

I'm 'bout to pass out and crash and fall in the grass
Faster than a fat man who sat down too fast
C'mere, lady! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg!)
I don't give a damn; Dre sent me to tick the world off!

Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is...
(Who?) My name is... chika-chika, Slim Shady
Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is...
(What?) My name is... chika-chika, Slim Shady
Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is...
(Who?) My name is... chika-chika, Slim Shady
Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is...
(What?) My name is... chika-chika, Slim Shady

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
Thanks a lot. Next semester I'll be thiry-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser
Chased him with a stapler, and told him to change the grade on the paper (now)

Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Served the bartender and walked out with a tip cup
Extra-terrestrial, running over pedestrians in a spaceship
While they're screamin' at me, "Let's just be friends!"

Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out, my mom does more (-) than I do
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin' (-) and name it after her (hey, mom)

You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans (ah! ah!)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, (-)!"

Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is...
(Who?) My name is... chika-chika, Slim Shady
Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is...
(Who?) My name is... chika-chika, Slim Shady
Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is...
(Who?) My name is... chika-chika, Slim Shady
Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is...
(Who?) My name is... chika-chika, Slim Shady

Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away (get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive

Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of Kool-Aid, (-)? (go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (whoops!)

Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hah-too)
I spit when I talk, I'll (-) anything that walks (c'mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
How ya gonna breastfeed me, mom?! You ain't got no (-)! (waah, wah!)

I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulletproof vest on and tap myself in the head (bang!)
I'm steamin' mad, (arrrh!) and by the way when you see my dad (yeah?)
Ask him if he bought a porno mag and see my ad

Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is...
(Who?) My name is... chika-chika, Slim Shady
Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is...
(What?) My name is... chika-chika, Slim Shady
Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is...
(Who?) My name is... chika-chika, Slim Shady
Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is...
(What?) My name is... chika-chika, Slim Shady