"John-John" lyrics - NELLIE MCKAY

Have you heard it tonight?
Have you cured your addiction?
They're both damaged and white
Wanna cure your affliction

Soybeans help women
With menopause symptoms
But there it is on TV, TV
It's John, John's in the house
He draws a crowd

He's got his medals gleamin'
John, John's got the move
He's got the groove
He's got me soothed and screamin'

John, John's got the brawn
He's taken over my lawn
Broke my blender
Ralphie is the one
But I must live with
John, John till November

Do you feel like a liar?
Do you feel like a hypocrite?
You're torn by desire
Wanna go to both benefits

Run for your life
It's the heat of July
And then there it is on TV, TV
It's John, John's in the house

He's gettin' down
He's tried his hand at bakin'
John, John's got the glow
He stole the show

His hand is sore from shakin'
John, John plays the part
He's chowin' on tofutti
Dent my fender
Ralphie has my heart
But I must live with
John, John till November

I hate to watch debates
You cut him out
You cut him out
And in the Florida race
You cut them out
You cut them out

But John, John's in the house
He's spoutin' Proust
He's got good elocution
John, John's walking tall
He's got the drawl
Won't be no executions

John, John looks above
He's talking of bein' returned to sender
Ralph's the one I love
But I must live with
John, John till November