"Karn Evil 9" lyrics - PAUL GILBERT

Welcome back my friends
To the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend
Come inside, come inside

Next behind the glass
There's a real blade of grass
Be careful as you pass
Move along, move along

Come inside the show's about to start
Guaranteed to blow your head apart
Rest assured you'll get your money's worth
Greatest show in heaven, hell, or earth
You gotta see the show, it's a dynamo
You gotta see the show, it's rock and roll
Oh

Right before your eyes
We pull laughter from the skies
And he laugh until he cries
Then he dies, then he dies

Come inside the show's about to start
Guaranteed to blow your head apart
You gotta see the show, it's a dynamo
You gotta see the show, it's rock and roll
Oh

Soon the gypsy queen
In a glaze of vaseline
Will perform on guillotine
What a scene, what a scene

Next upon the stand
Will you please extend a hand
To Alexander's ragtime band
Dixieland, Dixieland

Roll up, roll up, roll up
See the show

Performing on a stool
We've a sight to make you drool
Seven virgins and a mule
Keep it cool, keep it cool

We'd like it to be known
The exhibits that were shown
We're exclusively our own
All our own, all our own

Come and see the show
Come and see the show
Come and see the show

See the show