"Skateboarding Is A Crime And You Should Be In Jail" lyrics - PUP

Skateboarding's a crime and you should be in jail
Your parents pay your rent but they won't pay your bail
And no one thinks you're cool just 'cause you sixty-nine'd that rail
How 'bout that?!

No one thinks you're cool anymore
Living with your parents even though you're thirty-four
Skateboarding's a crime and you've been busted twice before
I'll read you your Miranda rights while kicking down your door

Skateboarding's a crime and it cannot be reversed
But playing ska at this age might be worse