"C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S" lyrics - THE VANDALS

"C" is for your little clit when I go down beneath. "h" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth. "r" is for your rectum, that "i" f**k with my dick. christmas comes but once a year and makes me f**king sick. "s" is for your shitty asshole, clinkers 'round your bum, "t" is for your massive tits that make me want to cum. "m" is for masturbation, when you're not here with me. "a" is for the agony of catching your vd. "s" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick, christmas comes but once a year and makes me f**king sick. "s" is for the syphilis that rots away my ding-dong merrily along, the chapel bells are ringing. ding-dong merrily along, my f**king balls are swinging. whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa...the chapel bells are ringing. (more whoa's)...my f**king balls are swinging!