"Transvestite" lyrics - BLINK-182

[Verse 1 - Tom DeLonge, Mark Hoppus]
My mom, she's not a woman anymore
She dresses like
Dresses like
Dresses like a man
Dresses like a man
Oh how she's not as feminine as she
Used to be before
Oh how she's so damn masculine

[Chorus - Tom DeLonge, Mark Hoppus, both]
I close my eyes
I close my eyes
My mom's not a woman anymore
She's wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door

[Verse 2 - Mark Hoppus]
My mom's not the same
As she was in the past
If I misbehave she kicks my ass
My mom's not quite the
Woman that she was before
When my friends come over
She likes to wrestle them down to the floor

[Chorus - Mark Hoppus, Tom DeLonge, both]
I close my eyes
My mom's not a woman anymore
She's wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door
Mama

[Outro - Tom DeLonge, Mark Hoppus, both]
My mom's a
My mom's a
My mom's a transvestite
My mom's a
My mom's a transvestite