"Wendy Clear (Live)" lyrics - BLINK-182

[Verse 1: Mark Hoppus]
Let's take the boat out on the bay
Forget your job for just one day
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
It might be inappropriate because
Either way our band gets dropped, oh yeah
I wish it didn't have to be so bad

[Chorus: Mark Hoppus & Tom DeLonge]
But I'd play with fire to break the ice
And I'd play with a nuclear device
Is it something I'll regret?
Or do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad

[Verse 2: Mark Hoppus]
The three-date theory's getting old
Everyone is getting left out in the cold
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
So I'll see you with another guy
Who pretends not to hear you when you cry, oh yeah
I wish it didn't have to be so bad

[Chorus: Mark Hoppus & Tom DeLonge]
But I'd play with fire to break the ice
And I'd play with a nuclear device
Is it something I'll regret?
Or do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad

[Bridge: Mark Hoppus & Tom DeLonge]
I'll be moving on
Moving on
Moving on and on and on
Moving on
Moving on
Moving on and on and on

[Chorus: Mark Hoppus & Tom DeLonge]
But I'd play with fire to break the ice
And I'd play with a nuclear device
Is it something I'll regret?
Or do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad

[Outro: Mark Hoppus & Tom DeLonge]
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
Wish it didn't have to be so bad

[Speech]
Tom: You guys wanna hear some Satan again?
Mark (as Satan): Well hello kids, are you enjoying the show so far? Chances are you're all gonna get laid tonight. I wanna sleep with every single person here. Starting with the retards-starting with the... Sorry kids I'm not very funny anymore, I'm having a... hellish of a day! Hey I just made-
Tom: Wait, what if we did something like this. Hey, Satan!
Mark (as Satan): Yes, Tom?
Tom: Hey I was just wondering if I'm gonna get laid tonight?
Mark (as Satan): Well no, you're not, Tom
Tom: Why not?
Mark (as Satan): Because your dick's small, dark and ugly
Tom: Alright. Am I funny or what?
Mark: Hey uh, I wanna tell you how it's gonna work from uh, for the rest of the show here. We're gonna say that this is our last song and we're gonna play it, then we're gonna walk off stage but it's really, we're not even done yet, we're gonna come back out and play two more songs even after that, so uh. That's how it works, you know how it works. You go and see a band play, they walk off stage all "Thanks a lot! Goodnight!" and you know those motherfuckers are gonna come back out and play two more songs anyway, so you know what? At least we're straight about it
Tom: They call it an "encore"
Mark: Yeah, it's an "encore"
Tom: "Encore", say it with us kids. "Encore"