"Convenience" lyrics - BO BURNHAM
BO BURNHAM
"Convenience"
I would do anything for you,
If convenient.
I would move a mountain for you
If that mountain could be moved
With a button or with a lever that
Wasn't too cold to the touch.
I would give you the moon if I could.
You would love the moon. You would
Show it off to everyone and not give a fuck
That you've now severely damaged our ecosystem by disrupting the tides.
Maybe a nice look in the mirror is in order, Missy.
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- Effortless
- A Dog's Poem
- Kiss You
- The Squares
- Convenience
- Magic
- Anteater, Blender, Butthole
- Two Parties
- I Eat Words
- On Poets And Farts
- Chameleon
- Flowers
- Hell Waits
- Alfred
- Suits
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- Old Sea Captain
- Fitting
- You
- The Flirt
- My Rabbit's Foot
- Onion
- Incomparable
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- Can I Have A Word?
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- Entrance
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- Count Of Six
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- There
- Lou
- Another Day On The Ant Farm
- Fuck
- The Light
- Cat Lady
- Big
- Using You
- ... (Ellipsis)
- Armadilla
- My Barber Is Bald
- Different
- Three Little Words
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- This Hour
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- (Crying Face Emoticon)
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- Don't
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- A Ghost Story
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- A Final Wish
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- Change
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- Forever And An Instant
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- Acknowledgements
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- I Fuck Sluts