"Next Ex-Girlfriend" lyrics - BOWLING FOR SOUP

I don't wanna meet your dad
Don't wanna hump your sister
Don't wanna do it to your best friend either
I don't want you messin around and givin me a blister
And leave me illin for the penicillin

[Pre-Chorus:]
When you walk out I don't wanna feel left out
'Cuz sooner or later its just over, over

[Chorus:]
I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale and
I don't want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You could be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

I don't wanna learn to dance don't wanna rent the limo
I know your thinking I'm a weirdo
I just want the bragging rights I want to let the world know
Convince my friends I'm not a homo

[Pre-Chorus:]
If you walk out I don't wanna feel left out
'Cuz sooner or later its just over, over

[Chorus:]
I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale and
I don't want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You could be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

[Bridge:]
Tell everyone I'm good in the sack
But all your friends were giving you flack
And you just couldn't put up with that
So no, you're never taking me back

[Chorus:]
I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale and
I don't want the girl from hell
And I don't wanna spend the time
And I don't need no valentine
My next-ex-girl friend, my next-ex-girlfriend