"Iris Chacon" lyrics - BUSTER POINDEXTER

One night my Papi switched on his old television
And turned on the channel to his favorite Spanish station
His eyes got wide, his lips smiled with anticipation
It was time to watch el show de Iris Chacon

Iris Chacon, Iris Chacon
The greatest woman in the world is Iris Chacon
Iris Chacon, Iris Chacon
Most famous person in the world is Iris Chacon
We love Iris Chacon! We love Iris Chacon!

Now I'm grown and I must make this declaration
No one ever gave me more espectaculo actuation
On that pequeno screen was such a big erupcion
The night I was conceived Papi watched Iris Chacon

Iris Chacon, Iris Chacon
I owe my very life to one Iris Chacon
Iris Chacon, Iris Chacon
Most perfect person in the world is Iris Chacon
We love Iris Chacon! We love Iris Chacon!

She's a woman, not a girl
The eighth wonder of the world
She will make the short hairs on your neck begin to curl
When she shakes her behind, you will lose your mind
She's the greatest gift that God has given to mankind
She'll always have a home in our corazon
We love Iris Chacon!

Telespectadores are all in capitulation
United in equivico appreciation
A big borracho cheer from the aglomeracion
For the tremenda nevera of Miss Iris Chacon!

Iris Chacon, Iris Chacon
No finer person ever lived than Iris Chacon
Iris Chacon, Iris Chacon
The greatest person in the world is Iris Chacon
We love Iris Chacon! We love Iris Chacon!

To see her in profile, you really have to smile
And the way she shakes that thing is very versatile
She compares to none, yes, no comparison
The greatest person in the world is Iris Chacon

When I die I want it shown etched on my tombstone
He love Iris Chacon - Yey!

Iris Chacon, Iris Chacon
You cannot improve upon Miss Iris Chacon
Iris Chacon, Iris Chacon
Most perfect person in the world is Iris Chacon