"Beach Fagz" lyrics - CAR SEAT HEADREST

Woke up, had a boner
Dragged a comb across my boner
I said it's high time for us to experience high tide
No thanks I don't drink and oh god are you drunk
What you've done this vibrato isn't helping things much
No one should trust my statement of faith
'Cause I didn't make eye contact and I kept touching my face

[Chorus:]
Be honest
But not that honest
Be honest
But not that honest

I think I know where the bathrooms are here
I've been going to this restaurant for what, 17 years?
For a minute there
I thought you were twice as tall as me
You're no Spencer and I'm no Dan
But we'll sound like Wolf Parade much as we can
For a minute there
I thought you were twice as tall as me

[Chorus:]
Not that honest
We'll be honest
Not that honest
Be honest
Not that honest
We'll be honest
Not that honest

[Bridge:]
You said, "why don't you just grab the brush from da Vinci
And tell him how he could be doing it better"
I said, "You're supposed to call him Leonardo!"

[Outro:]
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was dead
I wish I was dead
I wish I was dead
I wish I was dead
I wish I was dead
I wish I was dead
(I wish I was, I wish I was, I wish I was, I wish I was)