"Bellend Bop" lyrics - CHARGED G.B.H.

I met you at a party, it was 10 pm
I was outside being sick so I called inside again
I opened another bottle but that made 'em feel worse
I was sick for the second time it made me shout and curse
The music played so loud it made my ears pop
When I went dancing, down at the bell end bop

They were doing it on the tables they were doing it on the chairs
They were doing it on the dance floor they were doing it upstairs
But the police came and raided said the music was too loud
I didn't want to get recognized so I mingled with the crowd

There were people dressed as Batman, they really looked a mess
Then to my amazement I found it was a fancy dress
A young girl came up to me she was tall and slim
Had oranges down her bra said she was Nell Gwyn

There's only one place where you can rock
Come on, let's go dancing, down at the Bell End Bop