"One Scotch, One Bourbon, One Beer" lyrics - DELBERT MCCLINTON

[Chorus:]
One scotch, one bourbon, one beer
One scotch, one bourbon, one beer
Please, mister bartender, listen here
I ain't here for trouble, so have no fear
One scotch, one bourbon, and one beer

Now I don't want soda nor bubblegum
A-you got what I want, just serve me some
A-since my baby's been gone everything's lost
I'm on this kick and I can't get off

[Chorus:]
One scotch, one bourbon, one beer
One scotch, one bourbon, one beer
Please, mister bartender, listen here
Now, I ain't here for trouble, so have no fear
One scotch, one bourbon, and one beer

My woman started me on this spree
I can't find her and she can't find me
She left this mornin', said she wouldn't stay
She's been out all night and it's the break of day

[Chorus:]
One scotch, one bourbon, and one beer
One scotch, one bourbon, and one beer
Please, mister bartender, listen here
Now, I ain't here for trouble, so have no fear
One scotch, one bourbon, and one beer

[Bridge:]
Give me one more nip and make it strong
I've got to find my baby takes all night long

[Refrain:]
One scotch, one bourbon, and one beer
One scotch, one bourbon, and one beer

[Outro:]
Make that two, I think that'll probably get it done
I'm so lonesome
My friends told me she was no good
Oh, but she was good, she was real good
Oh, well, hell
I guess I'll have to find me another