"Our Operators Are Masturbating" lyrics - DR. OCTAGON

You have reached the Matrix service of Chemical Bank and Insurance Company Policies.
Our operators are masturbating right now but your call has been placed in a bucket of stomach fluid and will be attended by a double-talking robot approximately seventy thousand years from now.
Please note that your personality may be monitored to improve our ability to ruin your life.
Please vomit in a cup if you do not want this to occur.