"The Kiss (Skit)" lyrics - EMINEM

(Eminem)
I'm gonna kill this bitch.
I'm gonna kill her.
I'm going to fucking jail,
'Cause I'm gonna kill this bitch

(Gary)
Yo, man

(Eminem)
What?

(Gary)
I don't know.
I gotta really really bad feeling about this

(Eminem)
Man would you shut the fuck up Gary?
You always gotta bad feeling, man
That's her car right there

(Gary)
Aight, let me park

(Eminem)
Just park

(Gary)
I'm parkin'

(Eminem)
Turn the car off, dawg

(Gary)
Aight

(Eminem)
Aight, we wait.

(Gary)
We wait for what?

(Eminem)
We wait till she comes out and then I'm gonna fucking kill her

(Gary)
Man you ain't gonna kill no one

(Eminem)
Man, shut the fuck up dog

(Gary)
What the fuck did you bring that for?

(Eminem)
Just shut up! The fuckin clip is empty

(Gary)
Man, don't point that shit at me

(Eminem)
It's not even loaded, bitch! Look

(Gary)
Dude!

(Eminem laughs)

(Gary)
God, I fuckin hate it when you do that shit

(Eminem)
Yeah, but its funny as fuck

(Gary)
Quit fucking 'round, or I'm gonna kill you one of these days, I swear

(Eminem)
Gets you every time.
Is that her?

(Gary)
Where?

(Eminem)
Right there, motherfucker!

(Gary)
Oohh yeah

(Eminem)
Aight get down get down

(Gary)
That's her, that's her

(Eminem)
Get down!

(Gary)
What the fuck?
You want me to get under the car?

(Eminem)
Yo, who she walkin' with?

(Gary)
How the fuck am I supposed to know?
You told me to duck down

(Eminem)
It's the fuckin' bouncer-
Did she just kiss him?

(Gary)
I don't think so

(Eminem)
Dogg, she just fuckin' kissed him

(Gary)
No she didn't

(Eminem)
She's kissin' him, dawg

(Gary)
No, she's not

(Eminem)
(Gets out car)

(Gary)
Oh, shit!

(Eminem)
Come on- MOTHERFUCKER!!!

(Gary)
MARSH!

(Screaming & Running)