"If God Met You" lyrics - GEORGE JONES

Honey I'm home, get your sweet thing over here
I'm ready for a back rub but first bring me a beer
Well, you wish I'd let you get a job, well you just keep right on wishin'
You know a woman's place is in the bedroom or the kitchen

If God met you, she wouldn't like you
(Oh, come on)
Five minutes of your bull and she'd unleash her wrath
When you mouth off she'd wanna fight you
(Aha ha ha)

And she'll forget that she's a lady
And she'll kick your macho umm-umm-umm
(Aha ha)
If God met you she wouldn't like you
(I don't like [Incomprehensible] now)

You just won't believe all that's happenin' at work
(Like what George?)
That foreman's job they promised me, well they gave it to a skirt
(Oh ho)
She's college educated, oh, but that don't make a thing
(Watch it now)
'Cause there's no woman smart enough to bounce around a man

If God met you she wouldn't like you
(I don't believe that at all)
Five minutes of your bull and she'd unleash her wrath
(You can't make me)
And when you mouth off she'd wanna fight you
(Oh, she won't get to)

And she'll forget that she's a lady
And she'll kick your macho umm-umm-umm
(Aha, look out)
If God met you she wouldn't like you

If God met you she wouldn't like you
(I can make any woman love me)
Five minutes of your bull and she'd unleash her wrath
When you mouth off she'd wanna fight you
(Oh, my goodness)

And she'll forget that she's a lady
And she'll kick your macho umm-umm-umm
(Look out)
If God met you she wouldn't like you
(I don't believe it)
If God met you she wouldn't like you

Well, Tammy I'm just gonna tell her not to like you either