"Cowboy Dave" lyrics - HAPPY MONDAYS

Tell me what you know about cowboy Dave
Did he whistle on brown? Was his woman a sex slave?
Give me what you got on the holiday
You know the one where
You went with the x's paid
You can lie down here for a good few days
Tell me what you know about a mans affliction
Pc plod talk pure science fiction
Talk about the girl with the leather legs
Does she waddle like a chick
With her big big love eggs Cake

Theres not a thing that I can't fix
I can fix it just like that
Theres not a thing that I can't fix
Give me what you know on effin-stein
First square head
Leader of the street crime
Tell me what you know about
Rumble Bumble
Did he roll our jeep in the middle of the
Jungle Bounce on his head
Did the nine lives rumble, rumble
You and I back together
Same old world

Tell me what you know about whistlin Dave
Did he do his scene? Did he live in a sex cave?
Not an ounce of class in the aging brass
She did the work while he lay in the grass
I know nothing man, so sack it fast
Faster

Theres is not a thing I can't fix
I can fix it just like this
You and I back together man
Same old world
Easy, easy easy, now
Easy now, wunderbar
Wunderbar rumble man