"Headless Boogie" lyrics - INSANE CLOWN POSSE
[Vesre 1: Violent J]
It's Friday night, dark, scary
Lonely, walking through the park, cemetery
And it's foggy, cold and smoggy
Hear a dog, a howling doggy
I'm scared, should of brung the shotgun
Would of, should of, but I ain't got one
But I watch my back, and what's that?
The caretaker, a dirty old hunchback
Better run, hide, quick, fast
He's coming for my ass with a shovel
Nowhere to run, nore hide, but a grave pit
So I dove in, I did the dumb shit
Took a fall, deeper than six foot
Down the stairs, hit a floor and through a door
Into a whole new world of stiffs
Bodies, heads, and sexy little dead chicks
Club lights, sounds, bass
DJs spinnin' with maggots on they face
And what I saw next then really took me
Uh, they did the headless boogie
[Hook 2x]
Hey yo, I heard that you died
Fuck that, it's time to get live
Dead bodies let's all take a ride
Lean to the left and slide (the headless boogie)
[Bridge: Shaggy 2 Dope]
"Oh yeah, we dug up the finest
Bitches in the graveyard
So come on down
And if you ain't come to get your funk out
Then get the fuck out, bitch"
[Verse 2: Violent J]
They all stand straight and swing to the side
No heads, but they feet still glide
Take a step back, twist and dive
I even seen Kurt Cobain gettin' live (blam!)
No heads, but they all funky
And drunk, drinking old Spunky
Don't be shy, everyone's able
Hit the floor, leave your nugget on the table
And kick-step, but when you do kick soft
If you're dead, your legs might fall off
The whole time I can't believe
I can't conceive, I don't wanna leave
I'm kicking it to a freak with no head
No face, but the rest is straight
She's with it, I hit it like a G
Her back fell off, eww, excuse me
Zombies, mummies, and Frankenstein
Drinkin' Cisco disco dead wine
Dead stiffs comin' through the door
Head, fingers, and limbs on the floor
I'm getting drunk, I wanna be down, what's up
I wanna be the headless clown
They pulled out the jigsaw and got raw
And that ended it all, I did the headless boogie
[Hook 2x]
[Bridge: Shaggy 2 Dope]
"Hey yo, fuck that fruity pah[?] shit, bitch
You come and freak it with the real dead juggalos
So come on by and we'll chop your nugget off
So you can freak that shit!!!"
[Hook 4x]
