"I Have A Dog His Name Is Rover" lyrics - IVOR BIGGUN

I have a dog his name is Rover
Oh my goodness!
I have a dog his name is Rover
Ee by gum!
I have a dog his name is Rover
When he sh*ts he sh*ts all over
Sh*t all 'round the room, me boys
Sh*t all 'round the room

I have a dog his name is Fritz
Oh my goodness!
I have a sausage dog his name is Fritz
Ee by gum!
I have a dog his name is Fritz
He sh*ts and sh*ts and sh*ts and sh*ts
Sh*t all 'round the room, me boys
Sh*t all 'round the room

I have a dog a big Great Dane
Oh my goodness!
I have a dog a big Great Dane
Ee by gum!
I have a dog a big Great Dane
He wipes his b*m and he pulls the chain
Sh*t all 'round the room, me boys
Sh*t all 'round the room