"Me And My Shadow" lyrics - JEFF GOLDBLUM

Like the wallpaper sticks to the wall
Like the seashore clings to the sea
Like you'll never get rid of your shadows, Sarah
Jeff, you'll never get rid of me

Let all the others fight and fuss
Whatever happens, we've got us (Me)
We're closer than pages (and)
That stick in a book (My sha-)
We're closer than ripples (shadow!)
That play in a brook, perfect!
Wherever you find her, (walking down)
You'll find me just look (the avenue)
Closer than a miser or the bloodhounds to Liza

Closer than smog is to all of L.A. (Me and my)
We're close than Bobby is to JFK (shadow)
Not a soul can bust this team in two
We stick together like glue
And when it's sleeping time
That's when we're gonna rise
We'll start to swing
That's when we swing to the skies! (That's when we start to swing)
Our clocks don't chime
What a surprise
They ring-a-ding-ding!
Happy New Year!

And now to repeat what I said at the start (me and my)
They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart (sha-a-a-a-a-a-dow)
We're alone but far from blue
Before we get finished, we'll make the town roar
We'll change that name Redskins, is that such a chore?
Then we'll tackle climate change, hats off to Al Gore
Life is gonna be we-wow-whee!
For my shadow and me!

[Interlude: Spoken]
Hey Sarah!
Yes, Jeff?
Um, could you-wait a minute...

[Saxophone Solo & Jeff Scat Singing:]
Till Bronner!
Isn't that the best trumpet you've ever heard?
It's like cutting hot butter with a knife
Yes! You phrasemaker, well done! Hey recently I've been keeping my butter out at night, uh, so that it's soft in the morning. Is that risky? I love soft butter
It's not risky! You can do that with butter, you can leave it out
Okay, I'm taking that to the bank. What was I going to say. Oh, I know-could you do me a favor, Sarah?
Yes, anything
Could we take it just one more time?
From the top?
No from the ending, I love that ending!

Before we get finished, we'll make the town roar
Just like Michael Corleone, we'll settle old scores
Then we'll talk to Vitero and dress up like whores!
Life is gonna be we-wow-whee!
For my shadow and me!

In Jurassic Park, scary in the dark
I am scared that I'll get eaten
Oh Sarah don't be scared of that!
(Jeff makes purring noise)
Fellas!

[Outro: Jeff Goldblum]
Sarah Silverman, Ladies and Gentlemen!
My god, a national treasure!
International treasure!
Cosmic treasure!
My god, there she goes, there she goes