"Idiot Boyfriend" lyrics - JIMMY FALLON

[Intro:]
Oooh, ah

[Chorus:]
I know what you want
And I know what you need
But I'm gon' screw it up, yeah
'Cause I'm an idiot
And I'm your boyfriend, yes, I am

And I'm gon' take you out
And leave my wallet home
Then I'll use your cell phone, baby
Long distance, and I'm your boyfriend

[Pre-Chorus:]
Baby, I know I'm a man who's made mistakes
I still got some learning to do
I made out with your best friend the other day
And now we're best friends too
Yeah, yeah

[Chorus:]
And I know what you want
And I know what you need
But I'm gon' screw it up, yeah
'Cause I'm an idiot
And I'm your boyfriend, yes, I am

And I'm gon' get you a gift, hey
But it's something I like too
Hope you like this Norelco beard trimmer
With my name on it
And I'm your boyfriend

[Bridge:]
Bey-beh-beh-beh-beh-beh
Yeah, deh, deh, deh, deh, deh, deh
Deh, deh, deh, deh, deh, deh, deh, deh, deh, deh

I'm gon' get real drunk
And call my baby up at four o'clock in the morning
Wake you up
I'm an idiot
Pick up the phone, come on

Now look
Let's get in my dad's SUV
And we'll go over to my house, my crib, my pad
I'll tell my mom to go to sleep
Then we'll have the living room all to ourselves, you see
We'll put on, some great DVD's I picked up
How 'bout like, something like the Matrix
Oooh, ah
I can turn that boom box up, and make the bass
Smack the side of my mom's couch
Yeah!

[Outro:]
Hey, baby, you like fine cooking?
Yeah, 'cause you know what?
I got a Swanson's dinner in the freezer, with your name on it
Check it out
Yeah
I got a permanent wave, yeah
I got a Ogilvie home perm, baby
Uh
I honk the horn-can you honk the horn?
Can you honk the horn?
Let me hear you honk it, come on!
Let me hear you say uh, uh, yeah
Let me hear you say uh, uh, uh, yeah
Let me see you say uh, uh, yeah
Let me hear you say uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, oh yeah!
Let me hear you say uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, oh yeah!