"The More You Drink, The Better I Look" lyrics - JOE DIFFIE

Been sittin' at the bar for nigh-on 13 hours
Got my mind made up, and I ain't about to leave
The third bartender tonight, keeps sending me sweet iced-tea
'Cause I'm waitin' on a pretty little gal to make a move on me
Well, the more you drink, the better I look
You've had quite a few already
And, I'm hoping that's all it took
You've been winkin' at me, while I'm sending you drinks
But, I can read you like a book
The more you drink, the better I look
You may disagree, but this has been a proven method
They seem to get alot more friendly, as the night wears on
I'm looking for a little bit of good honest dancing
I just wanna have a little fun, before I go back home
See, the more you drink, the better I look
You've had quite a few already
And, I'm hoping that's all it took
You've been winkin' at me, while I'm sending you drinks
But, I can read you like a book
The more you drink, the better I look
I said, the more you drink, the better I look
You've had quite a few already
And, I'm hoping that's all it took
You've been winkin' at me, while I'm sending you drinks
But, I can read you like a book
Honey, the more you drink, the better I look I said, the more you drink, the better I look