"Vampire Girl" lyrics - JONATHAN RICHMAN

Gather around for a minute or two
And I'll admit something to you
I get intrigued when women look sinister
Call me superficial, but I stare at them Vampire Girls

It's not the mascara
It's not the tight dress, (well maybe it is)
It's the look in the eyes that's gonna scare you to death

Vampire Girl, Vampire Girl
I get so intrigued when they look like a vampire girl

Does she cook beans? Does she cook rice?
Does she do ritual sacrifice?
Vampire Girl, Vampire Girl
Whoah, I get so intrigued when they look like a vampire girl

Go little Vampire Girl
Go little Vampire Girl, Woooo
Go little Vampire Girl
Go little Vampire Girl
Evil now, scary now, go little vampire girl
Evil now, yeah, Scary now Yeah Yeah
Evil now, yeah yeah, Scary now Yeah Yeah Yeah

Is she in heaven? Is she in hell?
Is she a sex industry professional?
Vampire Girl, Vampire Girl
I get so intrigued when they look like a vampire girl

If you fall for the rouse, buddy I won't laugh
I believe I've fallen for it a couple times myself
Vampire Girl, Vampire Girl
I get so intrigued when they look like a vampire girl

Go little Vampire Girl
Go little Vampire Girl, Woooo
Go little Vampire Girl
Go little Vampire Girl
Evil, scary, go
Evil now, yeah yeah, Scary now Yeah Yeah
Evil now, yeah, Scary now Yeah Yeah Yeah

Here comes one with a serpentine walk
She's coming up to me and she wants to talk
Vampire Girl, Vampire Girl
I get so intrigued when they look like a vampire girl

Who would have predicted? Who woulda suspected?
She's not so scary she's got all of my records
Vampire Girl, Vampire Girl
Oh, I get so intrigued when they look like a vampire girl

Well, Go little Vampire Girl
Go little Vampire Girl, Woooo
Go little Vampire Girl
Go little Vampire Girl
Evil, scary, go little vampire girl
Evil now, yeah yeah, Scary now Yeah Yeah
Evil now, yeah yeah, Scary now Yeah Yeah Yeah