"Mr. Wankerman" lyrics - JOSS STONE
[Intro:]
Hmm
Mr., Mr
Mr., do you hear me?
Uh
[Chorus:]
Mr. Wankerman
I get so tired
Of your shit
Yes, I do, hmm
Mr. Wankerman
You got no respect, no, no
You're selfish
Yes, you are, yes, you are, yes, you are
I've been checking my clock
Wouldn't it be worth a lot
If you would just call me, boy? (Call me, boy)
We've been talking a lot
Saying it'd be worth a shot
Saying that you want to fall (You want to fall)
[Pre-Chorus 1:]
Wouldn't it be nice if you would turn up?
Maybe once or twice you'd pick the phone up
Shout it to my heart to know you won't be true
I keep hoping that I'll sober
Maybe realize it's over
Will I ever see a change in you?
You, hey
[Chorus:]
Mr. Wankerman
I get so tired
Of your shit (Hmm)
Hmm
Mr. Wankerman
You got no respect, no
You're selfish
Yes, you are (Yes, you are, yes, you are, yes, you are)
Hmm
Ain't got enough mistakes
On my page for it all
You got me fucked
You got me fucked, baby
There was a time when I cried
Now I don't care at all
Now I'm just bored
I'm so bored
[Pre-Chorus 2:]
See, it's the same of something stupid
Had a falling out with Cupid
Told me fairy tales of someone with a heart
My Prince Charming took a wrong turn
When it sings and never came over
Will you smile and laugh when you're alone?
Will you smile, baby?
[Chorus:]
You're Mr. Wankerman
I get so tired
Of your shit (Hmm-hmm)
Yes, I do, love
Mr. Wankerman
You got no respect, no, no
You're selfish
Yes, you are (Yes, you are, yes, you are, yes, you are)
Hmm
[Post-Chorus:]
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh
Ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Yeah
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Mr. Wankerman, hey, there
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Mr., Mr., yeah, Mr. Wankerman
Yeah, ye-ye-ye-yeah
[Chorus:]
Mr. Wankerman
I get so tired
Of your shit
Hmm
Mr. Wankerman
You got no respect, no
You're selfish
Yes, you are, yes, you are, yes, you are
Hmm
[Interlude:]
Mr. Wankerman, I'm gonna
I'm gonna let my band tell you something worth thinking about
Tell him for me, tell him for me now
[Instrumental]
[Chorus:]
Mr., yeah
Mr
Mr. Wankerman
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah
Mr. Wankerman
I'm so tired
We all tired
Every single one of us here
We're sick and tired
We're sick and tired of your shit
[Instrumental]
[Chorus:]
Ooh, yeah
Ooh
Hmm
Mm-hmm
Mr. Wankerman
I've been so tired of
Of your shit
Along with everything else, baby
Mr. Wankerman
You got no respect for your lady
And you're selfish
Yes, you are, yes, you are
Mr. Wankerman (Wanker!)
Yeah, yeah
Mr. Wankerman (Wanker!)
Yeah, yeah
Mr. Wankerman (Wanker!)
You a wankerman
Yeah, yeah, yeah
[Bridge:]
I put up with your shit for such a long time, hey
I'm not gonna take no more
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
I'm tired, baby
Can't you see that I'm tired, love?
I even had to, I had to write song about it
It's ridiculous, yeah
To get you off my chest
Out of my head
Out of my life for good, baby
'Cause you're just a silly, little wankerman and
Not worth it
Silly, little man, yeah, yeah, yeah
Doo-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru
La, la, la, la, la, la
(Doo-ru-ru-ru)
Moving on, moving on
(Doo-ru-ru-ru)
Moving on, moving on to someone
(You wankerman)
Taller
Cuter
(You wankerman)
Nicer
And all the way better
(You wankerman)
And everything
(You wankerman)
Everything I need, no, dear, yeah
(You wankerman)
(You wankerman)
You just so silly, baby
(You wankerman)
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm, yeah
(You wankerman)
(You wanker)
You wankerman
[Outro:]
Thank you for Dusty, love
She's real cute
And thank you for the lyrics, love
They really helped me out
Thank you for growing me up
Mm-hmm, I lost a lot of trust with you
But I'm wiser for it
Yes, I am
Now you can go on, boy
Don't turn around
Just keep walking
(Keep on walking)
Walking
(Keep on walking)
Mr. Wankerman
Wanker
(Keep on walking)
Yes
(Keep on walking)
(Keep on walking)
Walking
Walking, baby
(Keep on walking)
(Keep on walking)
You got a couple issues in your head
(Keep on walking)
(Keep on walking)
Nothing but a no-good, dirty, ugly asshole
(Keep on walking)
Maybe that was a little harsh
(Keep on walking)
(Keep...)
Walking, walking
Keep on bouncing, keep, yeah
(Keep on bouncing)
Keep on bouncing
(Ba-ba, bouncing)
(Ba-ba, bouncing)
Yeah
(Ba-ba, bouncing)
Step, step, stepping
(Ba-ba, bouncing)
Keep on stepping
(Ba-ba, bouncing)
Keep on moving on
One foot in front of the other
(Keep on moving)
(Walking, moving)
(Keep on...)
Yeah
Get the fuck out of my face, bitch
That's a keeper
Bitch
Yeah, can read it like that?
Oh, you're a wankerman
You know you're a wankerman
You're so but a wankerman
Mr. Wankerman, you
Yes
He's such a twat
Anybody see "War of the Worlds"?
We should put that on
Yeah
Oh, great
Huh?
I don't know why it's funny...
