"Category Stomp" lyrics - LEFTOVER SALMON

LEFTOVER SALMON
"Category Stomp"
(John Hartford)

Now you put your right foot on the left
And you bring your left food down
With your hand in your pocket and your chin up high
You turn about halfway 'round
Now don't do the double shuffle or the Jackson's drag
'Cause you might be movin' in an un-hip bag

[Chorus:]
It's a folk-country-disco tech-soft-rock-contemporary-abstract-expressionism-wordmovie-
Flower-power-hard-driving-neo-bluegrass-stoned-billy-dirty-boogie-freak-downcoming-
On-jellybean-psychedelic stomp

Now you spread your knees and dance on your toes
And cross your finger on the end of your nose
Then drag your elbows down on the floor
And turn a somersault and then you do it once more
And then back in the middle with a Do-si-do
But a little more "si" and a little less "do."
Down on your belly with your knees uptight
And you roll out the door until you plumb out of sight

Well you put your right foot on your left
And you bring your left food down
With your hand in your pocket and your chin up high
You turn about halfway 'round
You don't do the double shuffle or the Jackson's drag
You might be movin' in an un-hip bag

[Chorus:]
It's a folk-country-disco tech-soft-rock-contemporary-abstract-expressionism-wordmovie-
Flower-power-hard-driving-neo-bluegrass-stoned-billy-dirty-boogie-freak-downcoming-
On-jellybean-psychedelic stomp

[Chorus:]
It's a folk-country-disco tech-soft-rock-contemporary-abstract-expressionism-wordmovie-
Flower-power-hard-driving-neo-bluegrass-stoned-billy-dirty-boogie-freak-downcoming-
On-jellybean-psychedelic stomp