"His 'N' Hers" lyrics - PULP

I've got the time
And you've got the space
I'm gonna wipe you down
And lick the smile off your face, the smile off your face
Though we know that it's wrong
Towel sets
Matching combs
Oh it looks so good but does it turn you on?
Oh...

I want you now
And I want you here
So lie down by the fire
And if the neighbours hear, the neighbours hear
'cos they don't understand
What you've got in your hand
Oh it looks so good but does it turn you on?
Oh... yeah!

Are we going to do it again?
Sideways?
I was still in the queue when you came
Delivered me from his 'n' hers
You pulled the units down
Delivered me from his 'n' hers
And when I saw his face
Oh it made me feel better
Oh now it's gone too far
We gave up hope
And the future's bleak
Just a soap on a rope, a soap on a rope
Put the rope around his neck
Pull it tight
He's erect
Oh and it looks so good but does it turn you on?
Oh... yeah!

Are we going to do it again?
Shove it in sideways
I was still in the queue when you came
Delivered me from his 'n' hers
You pulled the units down
Delivered me from his 'n' hers
And when I saw his face
Oh it made me feel better
So we laid in bed afterwards and
She asked me
What made me frightened
And I said
"I'm frightened of Belgian chocolates
I'm frightened of pot pourri
I'm frightened of James Dean posters
I'm frightened of twenty-six inch screens
I'm frightened of remote control
I'm frightened of endowment plans
I'm frightened of figurines
I'm frightened of evenings in the Brincliffe Oaks searching for a conversation."
"Oh you're stupid," she said
And she took my hand
She took my hand and she said
"I want
I want you
I want you to
I want you to touch
I want you to touch me
I want you to touch me."
Oh...

Are we going to do it again?
Shove it in sideways
I was still in the queue when you came
Delivered me from his 'n' hers
You pulled the units down
Delivered me from his 'n' hers
And when I saw his face
You know it made me feel better.