"Room Service" lyrics - ROGER CHAPMAN

Room service room service send me a room
6 foot walls oh a concrete tomb
So I'll be safe when the bombs go boom
Get me a bed in Thatcher's hotel
The room next to hers so I can tell
So I'll be safe when the dangers swell
Room service room service send me a maid
Who gives good service just wants to play
On a 6 foot bed with pink champagne
For those last 4 minutes on red alert day

Room service room service send me a room
6 foot walls oh a concrete tomb
So I'll be safe when the bombs go boom

Room service send me a room full of dope
Amphets reds scag & coke
'Cos I'm going out on a head fulla hope
I'd have some hash but I don't smoke
The last thing I need is a cancer stroke

So room service fix a dumb waiter in it
Who I don't have to tip every five minutes
Hot fresh coffee and TV dinners
And don't forget the video spinner
Some parallel bars so I can get thinner
And a little red phone to tell me the winner

Room service room service send me a room
6 foot walls oh a concrete tomb
So I'll be safe when the bombs go boom
E E E E E E E E

Sorry caller your 4 minutes ar