"Where Have All The Average People Gone" lyrics - ROGER MILLER
The people in the city call me country because of how I walk and talk and smile
Well I don't mind them laughin' in the city but the country folks all say I'm citified
The fightin' men may say that I'm a coward because I never pushed no one around
Gentle people call me troublemaker 'cause I'll always fight and stand my ground
Funny I don't fit where have all the average people gone
Some pious people point and call me sinner because to them I've never seen the light
Other folks think of me as a preacher I'm just doin' what I think is right
The wealthy people think that I am a hobo lean and hungry writin' mornful songs
And the poor poor people think I am a rich man but really I'm just tryin' to get along
Yes it's funny I don't fit tell me where have all the average people gone
And the government has given me a number to simplify my birth and life and death
And still my woman thinks I'm awful important
Like moon and sun and sea and sky and breath
Yes it's funny I don't fit where have all the average people gone
Funny I don't fit where have all the average people gone
Roger Miller (1969)
- Me And Bobby McGee
- Darby's Castle
- Colonel Maggie
- Boeing Boeing 707
- Meanwhile Back In Abilene
- Swiss Cottage Place
- Where Have All The Average People Gone
- The Best Of All Possible Worlds
- I'm Gonna Teach My Heart To Bend (Instead Of Breaking)
- Shame Bird
- Vance
- River In The Rain
- Hand For The Hog
- Leavin's Not The Only Way To Go
- Guv'ment
- You Oughta Be Here With Me
- Some Hearts Get All The Breaks
- Arkansas
- Indian Giver
- Days Of Our Wives
- Muddy Water