"Two For The Price Of Ten" lyrics - ROOMFUL OF BLUES

ROOMFUL OF BLUES
"Two For The Price Of Ten"
(Mark DuFresne)

Went lookin' for a deal
I was searchin' for a steal
Got a nose for a bargain rate

With money in my hand
It's time to take command
Holdin' out to seal some dealers fate

You're the man with the ring
You're what's happenin' you're the thing
At the wheel of the driver's seat

It's time to roll the dice
A look cold as ice
Got a hand that just can't be beat

It's a pity but you know it's true
Ten thousand others thinkin' just like you
Now write this down brother, here's a pen
You get two for the price of ten

I know you heard it before
You get what you pay for
If it's on sale better ask yourself why

If they're sellin' three for one
Don't be so quick on the gun
Three hunks of junk
Are hunks of junk by and by

Had me one girl in Nevada
One more in Cincinnati
I'm the man, I'm the king, I'm the one
Now my greeno's split the sceno
Right outside of Reno
My cash took the Ohio run

It ain't somethin' I like to admit
Another habit I'll just have to quit
Thinkin' like so many other men
Who got two for the price of ten