"Freakin' At The Freaker's Ball" lyrics - SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Well, there's gonna be a Freakers Ball
Yes, yes, tonight at the Freakers Hall
Yeah and you know that you're invited
One and all
C'mon babies... grease your lips...
Put on your hats, and swing your hips
Don't forget to bring your whips
We're goin' to the Freakers Ball
Blow your whistle... bang your gong
Roll up somethin' to take along
Feels so good... it must be wrong
Freakin' at the Freakers Ball
All the fags and dikes, they're boogyin' together
Leather freaks dressed in all kinds of leather
The greatest of the Sadists and the Masochists, too
Screamin' "Please hit me" and "I'll hit you"
F.B.I. dancin' with the junkies
All the Straights swingin' with the Funkies
'Cross the floor and up the wall
Freakin' at the Freakers Ball
Everybody is lovin' each other
Brother with sister... son with mother
Smear my body up with butter
And take me to the Freakers Ball
So pass that roach and pour the wine
I'll kiss yours and you'll kiss mine
I'm gonna boogie till I go blind
Freakin' at the Freakers Ball
Black ones, white ones, yellow and red ones
Necropheliacs lookin' for dead ones
The greatest of the Sadists and the Masochists, too
Screaming' "Please hit me" and "I'll hit you"
Everybody ballin' in batches
Pyromaniacs strikin' matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches
Freakin' at the Freakers Ball, y'all
Freakin' at the Freakers Ball
The Best Of Shel Silverstein His Words His Songs His Friends (1971)
- A Light In The Attic
- A Front Row Seat To Hear Ole Johnny Sing
- Freakin' At The Freaker's Ball
- Monsters I've Met
- The Unicorn
- The Dragon Of Grindly Grun
- Marie Lavaux
- Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out
- Sylvia's Mother
- The Taker
- Homework Machine
- Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too
- Crowded Tub
- Rock And Roll Band
- Cover Of The Rolling Stone
- Daddy What If
- Zebra Question
- Plastic
- A Couple More Years
- Peanut Butter Sandwich
- Queen Of The Silver Dollar
- The Generals
- I Got Stoned And I Missed It
- Boy Named Sue
- Boa Constrictor
- 26 Second Song