"Tigers" lyrics - STEPHEN MALKMUS & THE JICKS

I caught you streaking in your Birkenstocks
A scary thought in the two K's
It's not too late
It's in two days

Got enveloped in your sticker shock
I gotta tell ya, it's a barrage
It's a barrage
It's a mirage

We are the tigers
We need separate rooms
We are so divided
Let us in
Change is all we need to improve

Call me petty, I mean every word
The "and"s, the "if"s, the "but"s, and the "the"s
Trust me because
I'm worth hating

I'm a 1-800 you can vent
A garden variety amends
Rules we can bend
Insular, narrow

We are the tigers
We need separate rooms
We are so divided
Let us in

Hard to believe I never had a spleen
Never had a spleen
Never had a dream
[?] throw you in steel