"Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues" lyrics - STORMTROOPERS OF DEATH

STORMTROOPERS OF DEATH
"Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues"

Irving! Where are my maxi pads?
Help me find them before I paint the whole house red!
You men have it so easy...
I wish that you could feel this just once...
I'm passing clots the size of basketballs!

Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues

Oh God, it's stained through onto my new dress!
Goddamn it, why'd this have to happen now?
I can't go out like this, I look like I've been shot!
Ohh... You're hungry, are you?
Well, come here, Irving darling
How about a Bloody Mary?

Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues