"Smoke Two Joints (Extended Version)" lyrics - SUBLIME

One, two - booooya.

Hey!

Hey!
I smoke two joints in the morning, but I never can get it right.
If I can't find the bong, I'll look where I hid it last night.
If I hid it by my posse, his name was Jim, he is this hippy from Capistrano.
And everywhere he go, yes he brings me those seeds, and if you wanna party say it go like this.
He say I got a little mushroom to eat, I'll be back.
And if I wanna smoke it you will make me feel alright.
We gotta, but you know, you smoke that shit, you're gonna rhyme - on time.
You're gonna line - up, and wait for shit.
All you do ya get sick of it.
I get back down - I wanna know whats up
Jimmy why you gotta do that shit's so fucked?
I get his blood in my eye, stings in my brain,
Lot of things, lot like it's not insane.

(I like it when pupples)? got my eyes are sacked
And if I smoke rock it make me feel alright.
I got the - green herbs
Kicking by my bed, and in the morning gonna go to my head.
If I start to feel like I'm bent,
You know what, I really feel - I feel
I feel like I got my head to the curb
Unless I got a little bitty bag of herb.
And if I got the green gonna make a scene
I'm gonna smoke it all over and make your fingers bleed
I got...

You know what?
Because Jimmy he once told me: "gotta be a hard smoking man."
And Jimmy he once told me: "smoke as much green bud as you can."
Then one day, I met a man, who came to me and said:
"I work good, and I work fine, but never trust a dead head, yeah."

Hey!

Weeer!

Mama once told me: "be a hard working man."
Daddy, he once told me: "i'm gonna do the best you can."
Then one day, I met a man, who came to me and said:
"I work good, and I work fine, first take care of head."

Purple's in my brain, hey, purple's into my brain.
I'll go do those thing to my brain, I said do you wanna go insane...