"Rock Your Socks" lyrics - TENACIOUS D

One, two, three, four, five, six, six, six!

It doesn't matter if it is good
It only matters if it rocks
The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off
There's no such thing as a rock prodigy
'Cause rock 'n roll is bogus, right, KG? Right!
Only thing that really matters is a classical sauce
And that's why me and KG are classically trained
To rock your fuckin' socks off!
Give 'em a taste, KG (Okay)

That is Bach, and it rocks
It's a rock block of Bach
That he learned in the school
Called the School of Hard Knocks

Give it up for KG, give it up for me
Give it up for KG, give it up for me
Give it up for rock
Give it up for blues
Give it up for everything that is not to lose
Now, rock your socks off, woman
To prop your shit up, y'all
Give it up, children, now to freak your shit out!
All right!

Now, I know what a lot of you are sayin'
"I just figured out what I'm gonna do with the rest of my days
I'm gonna get me an over-sized guitar,
Gain forty pounds, and be the next D!"
Well, I got sour news for ya, Jack
It ain't that easy
For instance, are you willing to make the commitment to wakin' up
At the crack a' noon
For deep-knee rock squats?
Seven or eight at a time
In a row!
How 'bout, are you willing to make the commitment
To rock-hard tasty abs, washer-board style?
Glistening in the sun
How 'bout, are you willin' to make the commitment
Of wakin' up, goin'
"Okay, it's gig time, what T-shirt am I gonna wear?
Can't decide, can't decide, brain aneurysm!"
We've been through so much bullshit just to be here tonight
To rock your fuckin' socks off
And all we ask in return is some precious little
All we're askin' you to do
Is drop trou
And squeeze out
A Cleveland Steamer on my chest (Oh)
Two, three, four!

Give it up for KG, give it up for me
Give it up for KG, give it up for me
Give it up for rock, give it up for blues
Give it up for everything that is not to lose
Now, rock your socks off, woman
To prop your shit up, y'all
Give it up, children, now to freak your shit out!
Ah, all right!

Aw
What?
Ah, yeah
Ah!
Argh!