"Keep Your Skirts Down, Mary Ann" lyrics - THE ANDREWS SISTERS
[BM:] Mary Ann, Mary Ann!
[AS:] Yes?
[BM:] I'm ashamed your name's McCann
[AS:] What's the matter, mama dear?
[BM:] Mary Ann, come over here!
[BM:] Take it back, the dress you bought.
[AS:] Don't cha know they wear 'em short?
[BM:] You'll get pinched if you get caught.
[AS:] Well, what do ya want from me?
[BM:] Keep your skirts down!
[AS:] Ah
[BM:] Keep your skirts down!
[AS:] Gee
[BM:] Keep your skirts down, Mary Ann!
[AS:] Ah, applesauce!
Gee, I have a lovely dimple on my knee!
[BM:] Don't I know it!
But it wasn't put there for the world to see.
[BM:] Keep your skirts down!
[AS:] What d'ya mean, down?
[BM:] You know what I mean.
When you sit down, if you can.
You would make any man in town a nervous wreck.
[AS:] Why!?
[BM:] Remember you can wear your beads around your neck.
Keep your skirts down!
Keep your skirts down!
[AS:] They're going up!
[BM:] Well keep 'em down, Mary Ann!
[BM:] Mary Ann, Mary Ann,
[AS:] Yes?
[BM:] Girl, you'll never get a man.
[AS:] Oh, I'll grab one, never fear.
[BM:] Mary Ann, just listen here.
Men like the old-fashioned kind.
[AS:] Mama, dear, you're way behind.
[BM:] Sure, you'll make them lose their minds!
[AS:] Oh, what am I gonna do?
[BM:] Keep your skirts down!
[AS:] Ah
[BM:] Keep them way down!
[AS:] Gee whiz!
[BM:] Keep your skirts down, Mary Ann!
[AS:] You make me tired!
I might catch a fellow with my stockin's rolled.
[BM:] All that you will ever catch will be a cold!
[BM:] Keep your skirts down!
[AS:] Ah, what d'ya mean, down?
[BM:] Keep 'em down when you sit down, if you can.
[AS:] Nowadays you must dress like this to win a lad.
[BM:] Mmmm, but I didn't do it, and I won your dad.
[AS:] Well, he was no bargain!
[BM:] Don't get fresh.
Keep your skirts down!
[AS:] They're going up!
[BM:] Well keep 'em down, Mary Ann!