"Mere Pseud Mag. Ed." lyrics - THE FALL

His heart organ was where it should be, his brain was in his arse. His hand was well out of his pocket, his psyche's in the hearth

Had a beard, which was weird, some time ago. Heard Ramones in '81, has a Spanish guitar
Real ale, curry as well, sophisticate. Spanish guitar doesn't get far in computer teaching job
His dreamgirl sings adverts for the Weetabix. A fancied wit that's imitation of Rumpole of Bailey
Whose causes and rags were phoenix-like? They were do-do like, they were comfort blanket-type
Pho-do in fact, Pho-do in fact, Pho-do in fact, Pho-do in fact

He had a weak pisser. And one night at darts match, decadent sandwich quaff
He showed he was a big fan of double entendre, saw Not the Nine O'Clock News History of the World Part One
Twice each at least, twice each at least, twice each at least

Mere pseud mag editor's father. Mere pseud mag editor's father
Mere pseud mag editor's father. Mere pseud mag editor's father
Mere pseud mag editor's father. Mere pseud mag editor's father
Mere pseud mag editor's father. Mere pseud mag editor's father
Mere pseud mag editor's father. Mere pseud mag editor's father
Mere pseud mag editor's father. Mere pseud mag editor's father