"San Berdu" lyrics - THE VANDALS

Most girls
I can't wait for them to leave
And they're giving me the creeps by morning
Most girls
Make noises in their sleep
And I hate to watch them eat, and they're boring
You didn't rat when the lab caught fire
Throughout the Inland Empire
You're my empresses, and I crown you

Most girls
I've been with before are fat and ugly hoes
Compared to you
Most girls
Always think they're right
But they're wrong f**king wrong
But baby you're not like that
You understand me and it's not an act
You're my empresses, and I crown you

[Chorus:]
I wanna go with you and leave all this behind us
We'll live in San Berdu and sell the place in Cypress
Come on let's do it run away with me honey
We'll put a bunch of babies in your tummy
And fly away?...

Most girls
I'd rather be alone and I can't answer the phone
'Cause they're scaring me
Most girls
Get psycho and they're mean and they
Always make a scene and they're threatening me
The time apart didn't hurt us
And now I've finished my community service
You're my empresses, and I crown you

[Chorus]

Come on let's do it; Run away with me honey
We'll put a bunch of babies in your tummy
And fly away?...
All those years I was just searching
F**k that noise, baby you're perfect
All them mean nothing 'cause I found you
How did you get so awesome?
Let's spend the weekend in Laughlin
You are my empresses, I crown you