"Pussy Strut" lyrics - THE WAITRESSES

Sideways is called horizontal
Up & down is called vertical
Criss-crass along the diagonal
There's movement in 3 dimensions
This is very scientific
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Say yawl if you mean skidding
Say pitch if you mean tipping
Say roll if you mean spinning
You'll never understand it
I don't understand it
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Demonstrate how certain random movement
Can be plotted on a straight line
If you know an object's special properties,
That can be observed
Now factor in the range of variation
As a function on a curve

With watts we rate the power
With volts we rate the pressure
With amps we rate the quantity
Can't you be more specific
Can't you get more specific
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The 1st law is strict on motion
The 2nd law is strict on resting
The 3rd law is strict on proportion
Can't you get more specific
No I can't get more specific
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