"Towson (Recher Theatre)" lyrics - THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS
When you head out tonight
In your quest for excellence in theater
I won't be there
I slammed my finger in the car door by accident
But I salute you in your ongoing quest
For excellence in theater
What's it like in there?
I will never know
The Recher Theatre in Towson
And the secret
Rock show
(spoken:) this will make more sense as we go
As you navigate the rotary
On your way to park your car by the theater
I'll hold your sweater
My leg is in a bear trap, I'm unable to attend
But I applaud you and I'll jealously read your blog
After the show
What's it like in there?
I will never know
The Recher Theatre in Towson
And the secret
Rock show
I have stood outside the entrance for 25 of your earth years
I've mastered breathing oxygen
And learned the human art
Of wearing clothes
But I shall never have the pleasure
Of knowing what goes on
In that theatre
What's it like in there?
I will never know
The Recher Theatre in Towson
And the secret
Rock show
What's it like in there?
I will never know
The Recher Theatre in Towson
And the secrrrrrrreeeeeeeeet
Rock show
Normally we would play that again just to try to get it right, but...
Venue Songs (2005)
- Greeting From The Deranged Millionaire
- "The Experiment Begins"
- Dallas (Studio) (Trees)
- "A Concrete Shrine"
- Albany (Studio) (The Egg)
- "Paradoxically"
- Los Angeles (Studio) (West Hollywood House of Blues, or Hollywood)
- "An Oasis Of Hooch"
- Anaheim (Studio) (Anaheim House of Blues)
- "The Great Walled City"
- Vancouver (Studio) (Richard's on Richards)
- "Monongahela"
- Pittsburgh (Studio) (Mr. Small's)
- "You Can't Go Home Again"
- Asheville (The Orange Peel)
- "And So"
- Glasgow (T-H-E-G-A-R-A-G-E, or The Garage)
- "Returning To The U.S."
- Charlottesville (Studio) (Starr Hill Music Hall)
- "Skee-ball And Saltwater Taffy"
- Asbury Park (Studio) (Stone Pony)
- "The Tour Nearly Over"
- Brooklyn (Studio) (Celebrate Brooklyn)
- Goodbye From The Deranged Millionaire
- Damn Good Times
- Experimental Film
- Bastard Wants To Hit Me
- I'm All You Can Think About
- Dallas (Studio) (Trees)
- Albany (Studio) (The Egg)
- Los Angeles (Studio) (West Hollywood House of Blues, or Hollywood)
- Anaheim (Studio) (Anaheim House of Blues)
- Vancouver (Studio) (Richard's on Richards)
- Pittsburgh (Studio) (Mr. Small's)
- Asheville (The Orange Peel)
- Glasgow (Studio) (T-H-E-G-A-R-A-G-E, or The Garage)
- Charlottesville (Studio) (Starr Hill Music Hall)
- Asbury Park (Studio) (Stone Pony)
- Brooklyn (Studio) (Celebrate Brooklyn)
- Love Is Eternity
- Renew My Subscription
- Taste The Fame
- Tippecanoe And Tyler Too
- The Bloodmobile
- Omaha (Sokol Auditorium)
- Houston (Meridian)
- Leeds (Leeds Irish Center)
- New Orleans (New Orleans House of Blues)
- Columbia (The Blue Note)
- Santa Cruz (The Catalyst)
- Minneapolis (First Avenue Stage)
- Tucson (City Limits)
- San Francisco (Fillmore)
- Memphis (Gibson Lounge, or Gibson Beale Theme)
- Charleston (The Music Farm)
- Atlanta (Variety Playhouse, or Variety Playhouse Freak-In)
- Farmingdale (The Downtown)
- New Haven (Toad's Place, a.k.a. Toad's Place (A-))
- London (The Astoria, or At The As-tore-eye-yea)
- Raleigh (Lincoln Theatre)
- Towson (Recher Theatre)
- St. Louis (Mississippi Nights)
- Philadelphia (T.L.A.)
- Austin (Stubbs, or Stubb's)
- Dallas (Trees)
- Albany (The Egg)
- Los Angeles (West Hollywood House of Blues)
- Anaheim (Anaheim House of Blues)
- Vancouver (Richard's on Richards)
- Pittsburgh (Mr. Small's)
- Glasgow (T-H-E-G-A-R-A-G-E, or The Garage)
- Charlottesville (Starr Hill Music Hall)
- Asbury Park (Stone Pony)
- Brooklyn (Celebrate Brooklyn)