"Conservative Christian, Right-Wing Republican, Straight, White, American Males" lyrics - TODD SNIDER

Conservative Christian, right wing Republican
Straight, white, American males
Gay bashin', black fearin'
Poor fightin', tree killin'
Regional leaders of sales
Frat housin', keg tappin'
Shirt tuckin', back slappin'
Haters of hippies like me
Tree huggin', peace lovin'
Pot smokin', porn watchin'
Lazy-ass hippies like me

Tree huggin', love makin'
Pro choicin', gay weddin'
Widespread diggin' hippies like me
Skin color-blinded
Conspiracy-minded
Protestors of corporate greed
We who have nothing and most likely will 'til
We all wind up locked up in jails
By conservative Christian, right wing Republican
Straight, white, American males

[Chorus:]
Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls
Living together in two separate worlds
Following leaders up mountains of shame
Looking for someone to blame

[Instrumental break]

[Chorus:]
Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls
Living together in two separate worlds
Following leaders up mountains of shame
Looking for someone to blame
I know who I like to blame

Conservative Christian, right wing Republican
Straight, white, American males
Soul savin', flag wavin'
Rush lovin', land pavin'
Personal friends to the Quayles
Quite diligently workin' so hard to keep
The free reins of this democracy
From tree huggin', peace lovin'
Pot smokin', barefootin'
Folk-singin' hippies like me

[Outro:]
Tree huggin', peace lovin'
Pot smokin', porn watchin'
Lazy-ass hippies like me