"Guaranteed" lyrics - TODD SNIDER

Hey, hey hey...

Satisfaction guaranteed
I want what you promised me
I want satisfaction, satisfaction
I want satisfaction guaranteed

Now power tie, no power lunch
I wouldn't tell you a lie, I got this knock out punch
When I'm channel surfing USA
Watching those hours roll by
I know I may be throwing my time away
But at least I'm remotely in control

I get my satisfaction
Satisfaction guaranteed

Indecision may or may not be my problem, I can't say
Dollar bills buy nervous laughter, it's all too loud for me
Happily here ever after, Mister you just wait and see

I want satisfaction, satisfaction
Satisfaction guaranteed

I say, stand back world, I'm standoffish
And I have made my wish on a satellite dish
I say, viva satellite, viva satellite

Satisfaction guaranteed
I want what you want from me
I want satisfaction, satisfaction
I want my satisfaction guaranteed

Hey, hey hey...