"Too Much Time On My Hands" lyrics - TOMMY SHAW

[Intro:]
Come on, Will!

Yeah, I'm sitting on this barstool, talking like a damn fool
Got the twelve o'clock news blues
And I've given up hope for the afternoon soaps
And a bottle of cold brew
Is it any wonder I'm not crazy?
Is it any wonder I'm sane at all?

Well, I'm so tired of losing- I got nothing to do
And all day to do it
Well, I'd go out cruisin', but I've no place to go
And all night to get there
Is it any wonder I'm not a criminal? Ha ha!
Is it any wonder I'm not in jail?

[Chorus:]
Is it any wonder I've got too much time on my hands?
It's ticking away with my sanity
I got too much time on my hands
It's hard to believe such a calamity
I've got too much time on my hands
And it's ticking away, ticking away from me
Too much time on my hands
(It's t-t-t-t-ticking away)
Too much time on my hands
(And I don't know what to do with myself, whoo)
Too much time on my hands

[Acoustic Guitar Solo]

(I got) Too much time on my hands
(Oh,) Too much time on my hands
(I got) Too much time on my hands
Alright!

Well, I'm a jet fuel genius - I can solve the world's problems
Without even trying
I got all kinds of friends, and the fun never ends
As long as Liza Grossman, she's still buying!
Is it any wonder I'm not the mayor of the great city of Cleveland, Ohio? Thank you
Is it any wonder I'm still null and void?
Alright, come on

[Chorus:]
Is it any wonder I've got too much time on my hands?
It's ticking away with my sanity
(Sing it, y'all!) Too much time on my hands
Oh, it's hard to believe such a calamity
(Sing it louder!) Too much time on my hands
And it's ticking away, ticking away from me
Too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands
(Ticking when I don't know what to do with myself)
Too much time on my hands
(What to do with myself)
Too much time on my hands
(Oh no, break it down, come on)
Too much time on my hands
(Too much time on my hands)
Too much time on my hands
(Ah, break it down a little more)
Too much time on my hands
(Ooh, a little softer now)
Too much time on my hands
(A little bit softer now)
Too much time on my hands
(You can do a little softer now, come on)
Too much time on my hands
(Ooh, a little louder now)
Too much time on my hands
(Ooh, a little louder now)
Too much time on my hands
(Ooh, louder now)
Too much time on my hands
(Louder, louder now)
Too much time on my hands
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, too much time on my hands)
Too much time on my hands
(Oh, too much time on my hands)