"I'm Fat (Remix)" lyrics - WEEN

C'mon Calvin don't you do me like that
C'mon it's not fun being fat

Oh c'mon Calvin!
It's not so bad!

C'mon Calvin don't you do me like that
C'mon it's not fun being fat

Well, I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat
C'mon Calvin don't you do me like that
C'mon it's not fun being fat

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat
Oh c'mon Calvin!
It's not so bad!

Well, I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat
C'mon Calvin don't you do me like that
C'mon it's not fun being fat

Oh please Calvin!
It's not so bad!

C'mon Calvin don't you treat me like that
I can't stand being fat

I can't help it Calvin!
C'mon I'm fat!

C'mon Calvin don't you do me like that
C'mon it's not fun being fat

C'mon Calvin!
It's... ahhh... I'm just fat man!

C'mon Calvin, don't treat me like that!
I can't stand being fat!

Oh come on!
It's not so bad!