"What Is This I Find?" lyrics - WEEZER

[Jonas:]
What is this I find?
[Wuan:]
Our mission has been compromised
[Jonas:]
I wonder which of us best friends opened and used it?
[Dondo:]
Maybe your favorite bitch, Jonas
[Jonas:]
It could have been any of us
[Wuan:]
Even you, Dondo
[Dondo:]
Hey man, get off! For all we know it was you who took the package
[Jonas:]
Wait, there's someone at the back of the room
[Wuan:]
Who's there?
[Maria:]
Oh Jonas, I love you...