"Beaver Fever" lyrics - WHEELER WALKER JR.

Went down to the doctor sayin', "Help me, something's wrong"
Temp's 103 degrees and can't get rid of this hardon
He said, "Son, pull down them Levi's and whip out that little dong"
Shook his head and then he said exactly what was wrong

[Chorus:]
I got the beaver, beaver fever
Burnin' me up, 'bout to go insane
I got the beaver, beaver fever
Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain

Doc pulled out his notepad, wrote down a number and a name
Said, "Ain't no pills or potion gonna do a goddamn thing
Get your ass to Brandy, she's a dandy that's for sure
That remedy between her knees, your fever's only cure"

[Chorus:]
I got the beaver, beaver fever
Burnin' me up, 'bout to go insane
I got the beaver, beaver fever
Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain

[Bridge:]
Tina, Tanya, Terri Lynn got my fever goin' south
Sherry, Mary, Carolyn let me stick it in her mouth
By the time I shot on Sheila, wasn't feelin' all that sick
But it was Betty's snatch that got me back to 98.6

[Chorus:]
I got the beaver, beaver fever
Burnin' me up, 'bout to go insane
I got the beaver, beaver fever
Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain
I got the beaver, beaver fever
Burnin' me up, 'bout to go insane
I got the beaver, beaver fever
Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain
Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain

[Outro:]
Hey, Doc, help me out, man
"Beaver" stands for "pussy"