"If My Dick Is Up, Why Am I Down?" lyrics - WHEELER WALKER JR.

WHEELER WALKER JR.
"If My Dick Is Up, Why Am I Down?"
(Wheeler Walker, Jr.)

Girls I used to jack off to when I skipped a class
Are now hitting me up for a backstage pass
All the ladies get wet when I roll into town
Sso if my dick is up tell me then why am I down?

[Chorus:]
Tugging me, fucking me, sucking my dick till my balls run dry
Women I never met whipping their tits out so why am I crying
They're slinging their pussies when they hear I'm around
Well if my dick is up, tell me why am I down?

Meet girl at the show where I hand her a pic
But before we shake hands she starts sucking my dick
Swallows my nut while I stare at the ground
So if my dick is up tell me why am I down?

[Chorus:]
Beating me, beating me, fucking me raw till my dick gets sore
One girl is leaving, there is two more outside that just walk through the door
Now I have learned to eat pussy whilst I'm wearing a frown
So if my dick is up tell me why am I down?

[Guitar interlude]

Licking me, sticking my dick in your puss till the sun comes up
Ladies I never met sending me texts saying they wanna fuck
Here suck on my nuts while they are reaching around
So if my dick is up tell me why am I down?

Why am I down?