"Short Haired Woman" lyrics - HANK WILLIAMS, JR.

[Intro:]
That sounds pretty good
I think Thunderhead's gonna like this

[Chorus:]
I don't want no woman
If her hair ain't no longer than mine
I don't want no woman
If her hair ain't no longer than mine
You know she ain't no good for nothing but trouble
Keep you burned in wrath all the time
Nothing but misery

I took my wife to the hairdresser
And this is what the hair woman said
I took my wife to the hairdresser
And this is what the hairdresser said
"Mr. Hawkins, I can't dress this woman's hair
But God knows, I can grieve her hair"
Aw, yeah, Thunderhead might like that
Hey

[Instrumental break]

I took my girl out one night
Said, "Baby let's have some fun"
I took my girl out one night
Said, "Baby let's have some fun"
Throwed mama 'round, looked like a rat fell out of her head
Like one from a burning down barn
They was runnin' everywhere

[Interlude:]
Rock me, baby
South Alabama honky-tonk
Thunderhead Hawkins in [3:43?]

[Chorus:]
Oh, I don't want no woman
If her hair ain't no longer than mine
No, I don't want no woman
If her hair ain't no longer than mine
Make you feel so bad, first time you find out
She gotta another gal, keeps her satisfied

[Outro:]
Have mercy Lord, mm, mm
You know you run into that more and more
I ain't gonna fu-fu-fu-fu-fuck her no more