"TV Mama" lyrics - HANK WILLIAMS, JR.

I was in my bed sleeping
Oh boy, what a dream
I was in my bed sleeping
Oh boy, what a dream
I was dreaming 'bout my TV mama
The one with the big widescreen

[Chorus:]
She got great big eyes and little bitty feets
And in the way, woo, she's so nice and neat
She's my TV mama
One with a big widescreen

[Post-Chorus:]
Every time that woman loved me
Man she sure makes me cream
I mean like a milkshake

[Instrumental break]

She taste just like candy
Boy that'd really go for sweets
I love her from head down to her little bitty feets
She's my TV mama
One with a big widescreen
Hey

[Instrumental break]

[Interlude:]
I must be having one of them wet dreams

I just got a rolling and tumbling
Talking all out of my head
I just rolling and tumbling
Talking all out of my head
And when my baby shook me
Man I fell right out the bed, ha

[Instrumental break]

[Chorus:]
She's my TV mama
One with a big widescreen
She's my TV mama
One with a big widescreen
Give it time, she loves me
Man, she makes me cream