"Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs A Bath" lyrics - OF MONTREAL
Wide-eyed optimist
Looking for a sarcastic Sagittarius
Airplanes in your window
I don't want to break your confidence
Spying for a looksy
That blow mouth wrestling with the sound of happiness
I'll gladly not harbor your boats
Know that in a house of resentment nothing grows
[Chorus:]
This unlikely pair, this unlikeable prune
It's a cream puff wedding of two
Underachievers and Nancy boys are bound
Waiting on the weather
In the sleeping house
Where we're at arms length and at least two words apart
Catalog reaction
Pleasant inconsistancies
A Sally on your toes makes a better breakfast
I know where your sweets and scenery sleep
Those moving words dressing up
I've got a pretty good idea who I'm standing on
I'll gladly not borrow your voice, maybe a phrase or two
[Chorus:]
This unlikely pair, this unlikeable prune
It's a cream puff wedding of two
Underachievers and Nancy boys are bound
Waiting on the weather to settle down
The Early Four Track Recordings (2000)
- Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs A Bath
- Dustin Hoffman Gets A Bath
- Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating The Soap
- Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard And Loses Soap
- Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation To Eat The Bathtub
- Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home
- Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About The Absent Tub
- Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance Of Missing Bathtub (There Is Only One R In Ignorrance)
- Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls In Detective To Dust For Porcelain Particules On Dustin Hoffman's...
- Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken To Police Lab Where It Is Used As Toilet Paper And Reading...
- Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation For Missing Bathtub (Front Cover)
- Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes A Sarcastic Remark, Cuts The Head Off Of A Duck, Places It Where...
- Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant And Wets Himself
- Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom And Climbs A Tree
- Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter The Bathroom
- Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter The Bathroom